We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
