I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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