is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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