I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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