everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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