She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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