I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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