I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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