what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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