We tried having a conversation with our noses.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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