So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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