Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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