You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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