Sry I called you an 8
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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