i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
where are my eyebrows?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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