Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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