careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
