D3 body, D1 cock
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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