I don't think brook has ever known best
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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