I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
is it fun? or sober?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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