So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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