Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she told me i tasted like america
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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