He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My liver just had a heart attack.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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