at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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