if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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