the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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