You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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