I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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