I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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