I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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