whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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