i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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