So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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