I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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