we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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