My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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