I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Randomize
