Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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