At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
there is glitter all over my balls
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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