what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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