Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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