the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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