I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
