So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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