Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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