i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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