S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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