I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We got so high we made milksteak
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
There r osticjed everywhere
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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