He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Are my feet made of real feet?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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