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I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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