quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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