I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Let's get the cat blown out
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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