I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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