You're so nebulous sometimes
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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