Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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