Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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