how can u be prego again
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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