Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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